Jasmine (stillsearching) wrote,
Jasmine
stillsearching

I love my family

Cousin Jennifer: Did you know that [my friend] thinks that my dad is handsome??
Brother Daniel: So she thinks he's a DILF?

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[cleaning up our apartment]
Dad: There were feathers on Uyen's carpet. Did you guys raise chickens?
Me: Um...she had goose down pillows.
Dad: ooooohh...yeah.

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[on the phone]
Mom: I just called to tell Di-di the song that I like on the radio (hums "Don't cha" - Pussycat Dolls).
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